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This is real yoga—just done in tights, with a little attitude.

Tights Yoga is a one-hour online session designed for people who want grounding, strength, and presence without the soft-focus spiritual fluff. Expect clear cues, steady pacing, and a confident, no-nonsense approach to movement and breath. I teach like a human, not a poster.

You’ll move through accessible flows, functional stretches, and intentional holds that build strength, mobility, and awareness. The tone is bossy, direct, and supportive—you’re guided, not coddled. The tights are part of the aesthetic and the sensory experience, but the practice stands on its own.

My Yoga Sessions are:

• Online and live
• Beginner-friendly but not boring
• Grounded, practical, and unapologetically real
• Led with presence, authority, and humor

You don’t need to be flexible.
You don’t need to “look like a yogi.”
You just need to show up.

Come as you are. Do the work. Leave steadier than you arrived.

Pricing

• 1-Hour Private Online Session: $120 USD

(Private, one-on-one. Limited availability.)

If you want yoga that feels confident, embodied, and a little bit bold, this is for you.